Interesting thoughts

[Mave]

The tooth fairy allowed us to sell our body at a young age.

 

[Mave]

It’s just as much a “debodying” as it is a “beheading.”

 

[Mave]

Skirts won’t be popular in planets/communities without gravity.

 

[Mave]

Hearing "You're on mute" is embarrassing but not as much as hearing "You're not on mute".

 

[Mave]

You truly know when someone is very patient when they can finish an entire lollipop without biting it.

 

[Mave]

A couple having sex in public will be considered less disturbing than a single person masturbating in public.

 

[Mave]

Lottery tickets come with a 'you lose or your money back' guarantee.

 

[Mave]

The reason most people buy new phones is not because they want a new phone it's because they need a new phone battery.

 

[Stybar]

The reason most people buy new phones is not because they want a new phone it's because they need a new phone battery.

Well, yes and no... The battery is usually the first thing to crap out, but sometimes a phone is just obsolete. Processors and RAM advance so quickly, that phones today are a lot better than they were 2 years ago. Try using an Samsung S4, and see how awful some apps respond to that older hardware.

 

[Mave]

Well, yes and no... The battery is usually the first thing to crap out, but sometimes a phone is just obsolete. Processors and RAM advance so quickly, that phones today are a lot better than they were 2 years ago. Try using an Samsung S4, and see how awful some apps respond to that older hardware.

I guess the battery argument works more for iPhone than for Android. Gf is using a four year old iPhone, mine is two years old, and my sister's is 5 year old. Mom just bought a new one after 5 years because of the battery.

 

[Mave]

Eating a banana, apple, orange, and kiwi on the same day was unheard of 100 years ago.

 

[Mave]

The first astronauts didn’t want to be astronauts when they grew up.

 

[Mave]

Adults are probably spanked more than children nowadays.

 

[Mave]

A babies first cry after birth is the human brain’s startup sound.

 

[Mave]

People who can properly handle lottery winnings are the least likely to buy lottery tickets.

 

[Mave]

Lifetime warranties really mean the company’s lifetime, not yours.

 

[Mave]

People with cigarette butts and ash all over their car are seen as disgusting, but at least they're not littering by tossing them out their window.

 

[Mave]

If horror movies were more accurate, we'd probably see a lot more piss and shit than blood.

 

[Mave]

If a sloth clapped, it would always sound sarcastic

 

[Mave]

Exercise to the point of pain is an encouraged form of self harm.