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"man, I ain't gonna catch a manslaughter charge for this bitch"

Funnily enough, I recently learned that "having pissfingers" is a thing in the movie prop industry. Some people have sweat that will...

So, since the Belgian government decided that the best way to stimulate local businesses is to give everyone a few hundred euro's worth...

With the whole WFH thing going on, it's even easier: "sorry, I have a meeting in 2 minutes!" I've used that one multiple times.

"an issue with online services" is a very polite way of saying "we left a backdoor open so wide a fucking oiltanker can sail through".

That's what makes it so good :D The slow decline from "let's do this" to "damn, he's actually good", to "what is happening", to "shit...

lol, she's been arrested

It's called "smurfing", and it's even better if the other person is full of themselves. For example:

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Nintendo is their no.1 competitor in Japan, though. No way that those two will come to an agreement. Impossible as though it may be, I...

Sony: "Crap! We need to buy someone! Who can we buy? Ubisoft? Take Two? Do we even want those?"

That's damn impressive. I'm kinda hesitant about this... I fear it'll be the same as the Hobbit movies: inspired by money, with a...

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Honestly, I don't think regular people like us would be able to tell the difference between a €8 and a €180 wine bottle anyway :D And...

Could have been worse. Could have been a €160 bottle.