Interesting thoughts

If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral.
 
You know a person in a movie is important when they step out of a car and you see their shoe first.
 
As a kid, magic tricks are amazing because we think there is magic. As an adult, magics tricks are amazing because we know there is no magic.
 
Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn't need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do.
 
Considering how our bodies react to other things that eat our blood, vampire bites would probably be VERY itchy.
 
No matter how advanced camera phones become, people will always manage to take terrible pictures when selling stuff online.
 
When millennials become senior citizens, dial up internet will be their version of walking 20 miles in the snow just to get to school.
 
If you enter a traffic circle, drive all the way around it, and exit in the direction you came from, then you have simultaneously done a 180 and a 360.
 
Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary.
 
One of the biggest lies Hollywood tells is when characters in a movie or TV show have the same personality everywhere they go.
 
There’s probably a lot of GoPro video where the guy is doing a crazy dangerous stunt that we never see because they didn’t survive it.
 
Guard dogs probably think they're doing a great job as the strangers they bark at on the street never enter the house.
 
When we get older, we realize that €100 is a lot more and a lot less than we initially thought it was.
 
Human teeth not growing back doesn't make evolutionary sense, they are essential for eating and very prone to being broken and decaying.
 
Spending 2 seconds to pick up a quarter off the floor is the same pay rate as $450/hr job.
 
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