Interesting thoughts

[Mave]

We are the first generation in human history to see actual video footage of what life was like 100 years ago.

 

[Mave]

If you procrastinate by playing videogames and ignore the main story-line, you're procrastinating your procrastination with more procrastinating.

 

[Mave]

Once you finish school life changes from a linear to an open-world game.

 

[Mave]

You can legally kick out your own child at 18 with nothing, but be forced to take care of another adult you want nothing to do with after divorce.

 

[Mave]

The richest person on Earth is technically also the richest person in the universe, since our definition of rich is owning a lot of Earth money, and there's no way for Extra-Terrestrial life to obtain it.

 

[Mave]

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonize other star systems.

 

[Mave]

Most people would find licking the inside of a pipe disgusting but wouldn't think twice about drinking water coming from that same pipe.

 

[Mave]

Whenever you eat canned pieces of fruit, you are more than likely sharing one whole fruit with someone hundreds of miles away.

 

[Mave]

Our bodies are advertisements for our sperm/eggs.

 

[Mave]

Every joke has a hidden timer, if you don't get it within that timer, it's not funny anymore.

 

[Mave]

A Viking could have excavated a T-Rex skull and claimed to have slain a dragon and no one would doubted him.

 

[Mave]

Life on earth is practically what happen when you don't store things in a "cool, dry place away from light". We are cosmic mold.

 

[Mave]

There are locks in a police locker room to prevent theft.

 

[Mave]

There are many different apple flavours, but only one apple juice flavour.

 

[Mave]

Interplanetary travel will have seasonal price fluctuations during specific times due to proximity between the two planets.

 

[Mave]

Superman probably wouldn’t be incredibly ripped in real life because there isn’t really much that could give him a good work-out.

 

[Mave]

The "Black Cat Crossing Your Path is Bad Luck" thing probably came from tripping over them in the dark.

 

[Mave]

People are so bad with turn signals that even when we see them used, we're still not sure of their intentions.

 

[Mave]

It actually makes more sense to inherit maternal surnames since you can't always be sure who the father is, but you can always be sure who the mother is.

 

[Mave]

Beer and liquor bottles are often returned to be refilled, and plastic water bottles end up in the ocean, so drinking booze is better for the environment than drinking bottled water.