Interesting thoughts

Nipples, like fingerprints, are unique. Imagine getting arrested and having to give your nippleprints.
 
If humanity ever discovers a portal to a different dimension, we’d probably use it to dispose of trash.
 
Our grandkids might view alcohol the way we view our grandparents with cigarettes. Culturally accepted poison pushed by corporate advertising.
 
The probability that your parents actually wanted you is the highest when you are an adopted kid.
 
Being a dyslexic ghost would really confuse anyone who tried to contact it with a oujia board.
 
The only thing worse than a box full of spiders is a box that is SUPPOSED to be full of spiders.
 
A cyber security student who can hack the the University's database and give themselves full marks probably deserves full marks.
 
Sex in the middle ages must have been extremely disgusting, given that people rarely washed their bodies, let alone their genitals.
 
Quiz shows have lots of questions about celebrities and movies to make people who watch tv all day feel smart and keep watching.
 
If they showed more mixed breeds of pets in movies and tv shows, people would probably adopt more from shelters than breeders.
 
Going to the grocery with a full stomach is as close to post-nut clarity as you can get with clothes on.
 
Most board games have one winner and multiple losers. Jenga has one loser and multiple winners.
 
It's cruel how alcohol gives us confidence to try things, while simultaneously taking away our ability.
 
Ultimately, self-driving cars will commit no traffic offenses and indirectly defund many police departments.
 
Throwing something into the trash from where you’re sitting is a gamble for either doing less work or more work.
 
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