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Nipples, like fingerprints, are unique. Imagine getting arrested and having to give your nippleprints.
 

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If humanity ever discovers a portal to a different dimension, we’d probably use it to dispose of trash.
 

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Our grandkids might view alcohol the way we view our grandparents with cigarettes. Culturally accepted poison pushed by corporate advertising.
 

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The probability that your parents actually wanted you is the highest when you are an adopted kid.
 

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Being a dyslexic ghost would really confuse anyone who tried to contact it with a oujia board.
 

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The only thing worse than a box full of spiders is a box that is SUPPOSED to be full of spiders.
 

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A cyber security student who can hack the the University's database and give themselves full marks probably deserves full marks.
 

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Sex in the middle ages must have been extremely disgusting, given that people rarely washed their bodies, let alone their genitals.
 

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Quiz shows have lots of questions about celebrities and movies to make people who watch tv all day feel smart and keep watching.
 

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If they showed more mixed breeds of pets in movies and tv shows, people would probably adopt more from shelters than breeders.
 

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Going to the grocery with a full stomach is as close to post-nut clarity as you can get with clothes on.
 

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Most board games have one winner and multiple losers. Jenga has one loser and multiple winners.
 

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It's cruel how alcohol gives us confidence to try things, while simultaneously taking away our ability.
 

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The older you get, the more utterly unfeasible it becomes to change your mobile number.
 

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Ultimately, self-driving cars will commit no traffic offenses and indirectly defund many police departments.
 

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Throwing something into the trash from where you’re sitting is a gamble for either doing less work or more work.
 

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If the colour of blood was different, the colour for danger would most likely change too.
 
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