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It’s considered less taboo to constantly pump yourself full of a liquid stimulant drug to keep yourself awake throughout the day rather than laying down for a quick mid-day nap.
 

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You’re legally allowed to throw someone ‘s ashes in the Ocean but not their corpse.
 

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Real wolves are always larger than people expect because the wolves in movies are all Huskies.
 

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Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is probably the most effortful form of laziness.
 

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Couples that try to conceive a child on Easter are initiating a microscopic version of an Easter egg hunt.
 

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Granite forms over millions of years of heat and pressure only to spend 15 years in your kitchen before being returned to the earth because you're bored of the colour.
 

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You cannot use drugs in the Olympics but you can use make-up and plastic surgery to win Miss World and beauty contests.
 

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Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.
 

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The definition of a submarine is not a ship that can go underwater, but a ship that can go back up.
 

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It's weird we aren't naturally designed to be comfortable sleeping on the floor since we technically shouldn't have beds.
 

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Being in the sun for only two hours makes you realize how incredibly resilient plants are.
 

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House pets who have never been outside must think summers are cold and winters are warm because of AC and heating.
 

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Social media influences our parents just the way they thought video games would influence us.
 
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