Interesting thoughts

[Mave]

It’s considered less taboo to constantly pump yourself full of a liquid stimulant drug to keep yourself awake throughout the day rather than laying down for a quick mid-day nap.

 

[Mave]

A fat pet is a sign of neglect. A fat animal in the wild is a sign of success.

 

[Mave]

You’re legally allowed to throw someone ‘s ashes in the Ocean but not their corpse.

 

[Mave]

Real wolves are always larger than people expect because the wolves in movies are all Huskies.

 

[Mave]

Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is probably the most effortful form of laziness.

 

[Mave]

Since whales are milk producing mammals you could hypothetical make whale cheese.

 

[Mave]

Hiding drugs on a dog would lower your chances of getting caught significantly.

 

[Mave]

Couples that try to conceive a child on Easter are initiating a microscopic version of an Easter egg hunt.

 

[Mave]

Granite forms over millions of years of heat and pressure only to spend 15 years in your kitchen before being returned to the earth because you're bored of the colour.

 

[Mave]

You cannot use drugs in the Olympics but you can use make-up and plastic surgery to win Miss World and beauty contests.

 

[Mave]

When you die, your possessions lose their sentimental value.

 

[Mave]

The beach is only place where you can bury a child without getting too suspicious.

 

[Mave]

Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment.

 

[Mave]

Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.

 

[Mave]

The definition of a submarine is not a ship that can go underwater, but a ship that can go back up.

 

[Mave]

It's weird we aren't naturally designed to be comfortable sleeping on the floor since we technically shouldn't have beds.

 

[Mave]

Being in the sun for only two hours makes you realize how incredibly resilient plants are.

 

[Mave]

House pets who have never been outside must think summers are cold and winters are warm because of AC and heating.

 

[Mave]

A game of solitaire is probably one of the slowest ways to sort a deck of cards.

 

[Mave]

Social media influences our parents just the way they thought video games would influence us.