Interesting thoughts

[Mave]

One day you'll buy a food item which has a longer expiration date than your own.

 

[Stybar]

One day you'll buy a food item which has a longer expiration date than your own.

Technically, honey has no expiration date. I can never go bad, only crystallize.

 

[Mave]

Technically, honey has no expiration date. I can never go bad, only crystallize.

TIL, so the taste doesn't worsen?

 

[Mave]

If a person in Japan took a picture of the sunrise and sent it to someone in the west, it would technically be a spoiler of the day ahead.

 

[Mave]

Linkedin is inverted Tinder: girls write to IT guys who ignore them.

 

[Mave]

Attempting to carry all of your groceries in one trip is as lazy as it is ambitious.

 

[Mave]

Maybe the crappy cave drawing and hand-prints of ancient men were just the ones the amateurs made, and the actual professionals drew much better pictures on more prominent places that got eroded.

 

[Mave]

House flies have existed far longer than houses. (then again maybe they were called cave flies back then)

 

[Mave]

The hospital is simultaneously the building most people leave without entering and the building most people enter without leaving.

 

[Stybar]

The hospital is simultaneously the building most people leave without entering and the building most people enter without leaving.

NEVERMIND THIS I'M AN IDIOT

 

[Mave]

lol, my GF on those dates as well.

No invite for me though :( Those few years age difference matter, I guess.

I believe you meant to reply this in another thread

 

[Stybar]

I believe you meant to reply this in another thread

God fucking dammit

 

[Mave]

A loose tooth in childhood is exciting, a loose tooth in adulthood is terrifying.

 

[Mave]

Ironically a mullet will protect you from having a redneck.

 

[Stybar]

A loose tooth in childhood is exciting, a loose tooth in adulthood is terrifying.

As a kid, you receive money. As an adult, you have to pay money.

 

[Mave]

Humans cannot even live in harmony with their own species and somehow still convince themselves that meeting an extra-terrestrial species would go smoothly.

 

[Mave]

People who jog at night in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and a person who doesn’t care about their health and well-being.

 

[Mave]

You know you’re an adult when you miss garbage day and it ruins your entire week.

 

[Mave]

The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds with one stone in Earth's history.

 

[Mave]

If you don’t smoke weed because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking.