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Somehow our proofreading capabilities increases exponentially after we click the 'send' button.
 

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People who don't indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to help co-operate.
 

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The day you cut your nails always seems to be the same day you need nails for something.
 

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If the ocean was crystal clear, people with a fear of heights would never board a ship.
 

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The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges.
 

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The easiest way to tell if you're obese is whether a child draws your stick figure with a line torso or a circle torso.
 

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You've probably listened to your favorite song more times than the person who wrote it has.
 

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Someone who says "I'll be there in 5 mins" is on average later than someone who says "I'll be there in 6 mins".
 

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Nah, "I'll be there in 6 minutes" means I just checked my GPS, and what it said my estimated time of arrival is. "I'll be there in 5 minutes" is doing it without a GPS, because they know where they are going.
 

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Nah, "I'll be there in 6 minutes" means I just checked my GPS, and what it said my estimated time of arrival is. "I'll be there in 5 minutes" is doing it without a GPS, because they know where they are going.
You're absolutely right, still it's funny to think about.
 

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The only reason grocery stores run out of essential items is because people are afraid that grocery stores will run out of essential items.
 

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Forgetting to charge your car will be an excuse to why people are late in the near future.
 
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