Interesting thoughts

[Mave]

It’s weird how strange it feels when you put your phone in the wrong pocket.

 

[Mave]

Being "on your phone all day" went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade.

 

[Mave]

Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with only 1HP.

 

[Mave]

The bigger the boat, the less likely the owner is the captain.

 

[safeinsanity]

These are all real funny!

 

[Mave]

These are all real funny!

Glad you like em!

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News channels start by saying “Good Morning”, then proceed to tell us why it actually isn’t.

 

[Mave]

Car alarms are the modern boy who cried wolf. No one cares.

 

[Mave]

The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them.

 

[Mave]

If enough people wanted to, we could turn a fake currency into a real one.

 

[Mave]

Water can taste great for 4 billion years, but one night in a glass beside the bed and it tastes terrible.

 

[Stybar]

Wait, what? I never found water to taste worse after being left out.

 

[Mave]

Wait, what? I never found water to taste worse after being left out.

Are you kidding me? If I leave a glass alone for a few hours I can't drink from it anymore

 

[Mave]

The Titanic moved over liquid water, was powered by water vapor and was sunk by frozen water.

 

[Mave]

Gambling is only considered an addiction if you are bad at it.

 

[Mave]

It's okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it's from the inside.

 

[Mave]

You can know someone for years and not know what color their eyes are.

 

[Mave]

A microwave oven is an impractical, but effective, metal detector.

 

[Mave]

For vehicles powered by flamethrowers, hot air balloons are the least badass of all travel options.

 

[Mave]

It’s socially more acceptable to dislike children than to dislike dogs.

 

[Mave]

Elevators must be crazy for animals. They just enter a small room, a door closes, that same door opens, and all of a sudden they are in a totally different place.