Interesting thoughts

Being "on your phone all day" went from sounding very sociable to very unsociable within the span of a decade.
 
The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them.
 
Water can taste great for 4 billion years, but one night in a glass beside the bed and it tastes terrible.
 
Wait, what? I never found water to taste worse after being left out.
 
The Titanic moved over liquid water, was powered by water vapor and was sunk by frozen water.
 
For vehicles powered by flamethrowers, hot air balloons are the least badass of all travel options.
 
Elevators must be crazy for animals. They just enter a small room, a door closes, that same door opens, and all of a sudden they are in a totally different place.
 
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