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Mave said:
Moving out of your parent's house feels like deciding to play The Sims without cheats
Oh god the responsibility please help me I just want to go back to mommy mommy please take all the problems away I don't want to make my own doctor's appointments
 
I like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm winning Monopoly I'm a terrible person.
 
The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.
 
It is widely accepted that you should have another job lined up before quitting your current job. This same concept does not apply to relationships.
 
When you buy a washing machine it should come with a laundry basket that indicates how much can fit into the washing machine.
 
Deodorant companies should stop advertising "lasts 48 hrs". Some people do believe that and then they get on a crowded bus.
 
The expression "Great Minds Think Alike" is the exact opposite of what we value great minds for.
 
After centuries of seeing their colonies declare independence, the UK wanted to try it out.
 
A hippo is faster then human both on land and in water, so bicycle is your only chance to beat it in triathlon
 
Theaters should have headphone jacks in their seats so you can plug in earphones if someone is being loud and distracting.
 
It is more widely socially acceptable to watch TV and do nothing than it is to play video games and control what you do.
 
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