Interesting thoughts

People get very offended when you tell them how to raise their child, unless you wrote a book about it. Then they'll pay you for it.
 
Google Maps should have a "halfway point" option. Where it lists restaurants and things to do halfway between the two locations you enter.
 
The Lion King: The song 'I just can't wait to be king' is literally, 'I can't wait for my dad to die.'
 
They should do a sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off where he skips a day of work as an adult.
 
Whether you're going the speed limit, under the speed limit or over the speed limit, someone is going to be irritated with you.
 
When you say longitude or latitude your mouth follows the correct direction of the word said.
 
If keyboards came with braille on them, we all could have subconsciously learned braille by now.
 
I wonder how many more views 'Never Gonna Give You Up' would have if YouTube registered a view after only 1 second
 
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
 
The person who accurately predicts the end of the world will never get acknowledged for it.
 
Video game streamers are just like pornstars. You're an entertainer that will never go mainstream. Your target audience are aged 14 to 30, mostly male. Your career gets shorter as you get older. You are doing the exact same thing as millions of people except you are recording it.
 
Rihanna made more money by saying work in her song than I will ever make in my life by actually working.
 
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