Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #801 If ancient Egyptians could see the internet today, they'd be very proud of the amount of cat videos.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #802 Right now your body is doing hundreds of things to keep you alive, but consciously you're just scratching your ass
Right now your body is doing hundreds of things to keep you alive, but consciously you're just scratching your ass
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #803 I get oddly stressed when I see someone post a screen shot and their phone's battery is low.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #804 If you ever met someone that had the same voice as you, you'd be the only two people not to realise.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #805 The best way to ruin a moment is to try and capture it
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #806 My left hand is kind of like my right hand's disabled twin.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #807 Fevers are just your body's way of trying to kill the disease with fire
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 3, 2016 #808 There should be a "PC Health Day", when everybody scans for viruses and updates their drivers
Stybar Yeah, groupsex seems to be the way to go Messages 15,798 May 5, 2016 #809 Mave said: There should be a "PC Health Day", when everybody scans for viruses and updates their drivers Click to expand... If you know what you're doing, every day is PC Health Day.
Mave said: There should be a "PC Health Day", when everybody scans for viruses and updates their drivers Click to expand... If you know what you're doing, every day is PC Health Day.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #810 Shrek is a movie about loving yourself for who you are despite your physical appearance, but during the entire film they are making fun of Lord Farquaad for being short instead of all his other detestable qualities.
Shrek is a movie about loving yourself for who you are despite your physical appearance, but during the entire film they are making fun of Lord Farquaad for being short instead of all his other detestable qualities.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #811 In a submarine battle you can be under fire, underwater, on fire, and taking on water all at the same time.
In a submarine battle you can be under fire, underwater, on fire, and taking on water all at the same time.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #812 If you wanted to be incognito by choosing the most common first and last name in the world, you'd really stand out, Mohamed Wang.
If you wanted to be incognito by choosing the most common first and last name in the world, you'd really stand out, Mohamed Wang.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #813 Adding an "e" to the end of a word makes it seem old, but adding one to the beginning makes it sound high-tech.
Adding an "e" to the end of a word makes it seem old, but adding one to the beginning makes it sound high-tech.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #814 You know shit just went down in a tv episode when they show the credits with no music
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #815 Working from home is a very, very bad thing if you happen to be a firefighter.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #816 Some ATM machines charge you €1.85 for cash withdrawals then have the audacity to tell you to cover your pin to prevent getting robbed.
Some ATM machines charge you €1.85 for cash withdrawals then have the audacity to tell you to cover your pin to prevent getting robbed.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #817 Kim Jong-Un must look really strange to the people of North Korea since he is the only overweight person in the entire country
Kim Jong-Un must look really strange to the people of North Korea since he is the only overweight person in the entire country
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #818 When I drive with my left hand, the lives of the people in my car are held by something I can't even write my name with.
When I drive with my left hand, the lives of the people in my car are held by something I can't even write my name with.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #819 "Where are you?" has probably never been asked in sign language
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #820 The KKK ruined a perfectly good white wizard costume
