Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 11, 2016 #841 As someone who is not religious, I say the words "Jesus Christ" more than someone who is
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 11, 2016 #842 When someone calls you a pussy ass bitch they are calling you three different animals
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 11, 2016 #843 In 4 years, when people think of the '20s, it will no longer be the 1920's.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 11, 2016 #844 Muslim's will never know if they've seen Muhammads face in a burnt grilled cheese sammich
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 11, 2016 #845 If someone were to photoshop a man's nipples onto a woman's breasts well enough that you couldn't tell, would it still be nudity?
If someone were to photoshop a man's nipples onto a woman's breasts well enough that you couldn't tell, would it still be nudity?
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #846 On any given day in a hospital, you can find people having the best day of their life, the worst day of their life, the first day of their life, and the last day of their life all under one roof.
On any given day in a hospital, you can find people having the best day of their life, the worst day of their life, the first day of their life, and the last day of their life all under one roof.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #847 When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #848 The Human Brain is like a Computer to which we dont have the Admin rights to. We just have a user Account with Limited access.
The Human Brain is like a Computer to which we dont have the Admin rights to. We just have a user Account with Limited access.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #849 The sounds of nature that we enjoy when we're outdoors is basically every organism out there screaming "A/S/L?!"
The sounds of nature that we enjoy when we're outdoors is basically every organism out there screaming "A/S/L?!"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #850 Thanks to computers, my handwriting is the same as when I was in 2nd grade.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #851 Hollywood should be remaking bad movies to make them good instead of remaking good movies to make them bad
Hollywood should be remaking bad movies to make them good instead of remaking good movies to make them bad
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 12, 2016 #852 People born in 1969 can't use 69 in their username without people thinking they're immature teenagers.
People born in 1969 can't use 69 in their username without people thinking they're immature teenagers.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 17, 2016 #853 Most orchestras are just 1800's cover bands.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 17, 2016 #854 The world isn't getting dumber. It's just easier for dumb people to get their thoughts heard.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 17, 2016 #855 If there's a mean dog or a wild horse in a movie, they have to train an animal to act untrained.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 17, 2016 #856 Slow wifi pisses me off more than no wifi at all
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 17, 2016 #857 Every insect I've ever killed just lost its Final Boss Battle...
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 17, 2016 #858 Collectors are probably way more interested in the original than the "collector's edition"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 18, 2016 #859 Going to sleep when you have a headache is the equivalent of turning it off and on again to reset a computer
Going to sleep when you have a headache is the equivalent of turning it off and on again to reset a computer
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,043 Location Belgium May 18, 2016 #860 If you cheat on an exam, all you're doing is changing the subject. It's still a measure of skill, but now it's about how good you are at cheating.
If you cheat on an exam, all you're doing is changing the subject. It's still a measure of skill, but now it's about how good you are at cheating.
