Interesting thoughts

When you beat a chess computer at a game of chess, you are literally beating it at the one thing it was designed to do, which is kinda sad.
 
Beatboxers must be really good at demonstrating the noise their car has been making when they bring it to a mechanic.
 
If Stan Lee's cameos in Marvel movies were actually all one single character, he'd be an inter-dimensional being traveling through time and space to seemingly observe various heroes at key moments of their lives. It would easily make him one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel Universe
 
In the past, with cameras, we could believe anything we saw in a picture. In the present, with photo editing software, we can only believe what we see with our own two eyes. In the future, with realistic holograms or the like, we won't be able to believe anything.
 
Revisiting your old university campus after you've graduated feels awful lot like going back to an open -world video game after you've already beaten the main story and completed all side quests.
 
The "success rate" of prayer must have drastically increased after the discovery of modern medicine
 
Airplanes should release a powder with high hue/visibility colors when they break/impact on ocean water, which narrows down search for black box recorders.
 
When you're a child, you must not swear in front of adults. When you're an adult, you must not swear in front of children. It's only acceptable to swear in front of people your own age.
 
Instead of suspending bad students and giving them days of, we should have anti-suspentions and give them more school on weekends and holidays
 
I wish movies and shows had a separate volume level for vocals, special effects, and music, like video games.
 
If somebody who is allergic to eggs has eggs thrown at their house, it's practically biological warfare.
 
If birds are descendants of dinosaurs prehistoric mornings must have been so damn loud.
 
I'm unwilling to watch a 30 second advertisement in order to watch a 30 minute compilation of 1980's commercials on YouTube.
 
We have tanning salons where we can get a spray on tan. Why don't we have a spray on sunblock room at the beach?
 
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