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The reason we think bad things happen to good people is because nobody cares when they happen to bad people.²
 
Imagine being deaf and watching porn, and then realizing the volume is all the way up
 
Wherever a fatal car crash or pedestrian death occurs, a red square with the year of the accident should be permanently included in the pavement. Seeing a lot of red squares in a given location would make drivers and pedestrians more careful.
 
It seems insane to think that we live in a world where an egg timer app needs my location to figure out the boiling point of water at my latitude.
 
If you show up to the office with a new suit and suitcase, you look like a professional. If you show up to a construction site in new clothes and tools, you look like the inexperienced newbie
 
Drunk me is going to wake up in some ridiculous places when I have a self-driving car in the future.
 
They should sell dishwashers that come with a full set of perfectly fitting dishes.
 
Why do we say Saturday Night, Thursday Night, etc., When we could just say Saturnight, Thursnight, etc?
 
If libraries were invented today, publishers would ask for royalties everytime their books get checked out.
 
Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats.
 
Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats.
 
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