Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #821 Maybe the reason Garfield hates Mondays, is because that's when Jon goes back to work.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #822 I hope The Simpsons is cancelled before any of the main voice actors die because a family death episode would be too weird
I hope The Simpsons is cancelled before any of the main voice actors die because a family death episode would be too weird
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #823 Being completely naked feels less naked than being naked with shoes on.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #824 You will never lose a game of Russian roulette as long as you live.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #825 When people don't sit next to me on public transit I feel both slightly relieved and slightly rejected.
When people don't sit next to me on public transit I feel both slightly relieved and slightly rejected.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #826 Losing ten pounds is great in the US and sucks in the UK.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #827 Amazon should have "Already bought one" and "Not interested" buttons so the same products don't follow you around in ads for weeks on end.
Amazon should have "Already bought one" and "Not interested" buttons so the same products don't follow you around in ads for weeks on end.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #828 Telling women to cover themselves to avoid rape is like telling people to build a simple-poor looking house to not get robbed.
Telling women to cover themselves to avoid rape is like telling people to build a simple-poor looking house to not get robbed.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #829 "CTRL+Z" would be a good brand name for morning after pills.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #830 Companies should hire viners to make 6 second long ads on youtube.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #831 We live in a time in which we can listen to virtually any song on at any time, but if a song I love happens to come on the radio, I am THRILLED
We live in a time in which we can listen to virtually any song on at any time, but if a song I love happens to come on the radio, I am THRILLED
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #832 The term ASAP is quite aggressive when used, but when you break it down to what it actually means it sounds quite reasonable.
The term ASAP is quite aggressive when used, but when you break it down to what it actually means it sounds quite reasonable.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #833 Addressing a man as "Man" is friendly, but addressing a woman as "Woman" is confrontational and derogatory.
Addressing a man as "Man" is friendly, but addressing a woman as "Woman" is confrontational and derogatory.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #834 I bet people who don't use their turn-signal are the same people who don't return their shopping carts to the cart-return.
I bet people who don't use their turn-signal are the same people who don't return their shopping carts to the cart-return.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #835 Of all the the great heists in history, we will never hear about the greatest.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #836 When a food delivery website asks you to add the tip upfront while checking out with a card, it completely undermines the whole point of tipping.
When a food delivery website asks you to add the tip upfront while checking out with a card, it completely undermines the whole point of tipping.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #837 The number of men who sit to pee has probably increased exponentially since cell phones became popular
The number of men who sit to pee has probably increased exponentially since cell phones became popular
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #838 I wonder if I have ever eaten an egg that came from a chicken I ate.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #839 "About time we talked..." means something different to Yoda.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,049 Location Belgium May 9, 2016 #840 I've never actually heard a "cleanup on aisle X" announcement in real life
