Interesting thoughts

Steve Jobs dying early is a fitting metaphor for his attitude to his company's battery life
 
If you could pause time, there would be no way to measure "how long" it was paused for.
 
You know you're not a kid anymore when you see a dessert and think "That looks too sweet".
 
My phone, remote, and even smoke detector can warn me of a low battery but my car doesn't have a fucking clue.
 
Given that Deadpool is aware he is in a comic/movie, the best commentary track for the BluRay would be Deadpool watching his own movie.
 
Condoms are one of the most environmentally friendly things invented by man. A single one has the potential to eliminate the carbon emissions of an entire human over the course of their lifetime.
 
I wonder how many amazing songs have been made by completely unknown musicians and will be never heard
 
Being attracted to women or men who wear glasses is the one fetish for the disabled that is socially acceptable
 
Humans have a fear of aliens coming to Earth with superior technology and killing everyone but that's exactly what happened to the Native Americans.
 
Knocking on the door of an introvert is like tapping on the glass of a fish tank
 
Call of Duty games will continue to progress through history until the point at which we're basically playing Halo
 
You may have accidentally set a random, bizarre world record but didn't realize it
 
Time is said to heal all wounds, but it also literally kills everyone and everything.
 
It would be really convenient if my eyes could use "Ctrl+f" to search for things.
 
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