Interesting thoughts

When I was a kid, I always really wanted my friends to sleep over. Now that I'm an adult, I really want them to go home at the end of the night.
 
You "trust" banks with your money, but they don't even trust you not to steal their pens.
 
People freaking out during VR experiences is like back in the day when people ran out of the first theater due to an oncoming train on the screen.
 
It's ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
 
Whenever people on TV or in movies try to steal information from a computer, they always seem to put the USB in the right way on the first try. What's their secret?
 
If I look down, I see one planet. If I look up, I see half of the entire universe.
 
Since nearly all human drugs start with animal models, mice have arguably the most advanced healthcare system on the planet
 
Putting a mild skin irritant in a "Holy Water" bottle would be a pretty good prank
 
Probability of pregnancy when having unprotected sex is about 1:6. So is the chance of death in a round of Russian Roulette.
 
The most mispronounced sentence in the English language is probably 'ow, I bit my tongue'
 
They should make a Batman game where you play as Alfred: A management sim handling Bruce Wayne's days/nights
 
If self-driving cars kick in fast enough, Women may never be able to drive in Saudi Arabia.
 
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