Interesting thoughts

Since most of Bruce Wayne's wealth is probably tied up in his company, he's really screwing over the shareholders of Wayne Enterprises by embezzling millions of dollars for Batman purposes.
 
I wonder how many item features I don't know about because I have never read a instruction manual for anything.
 
Trying to purposefully lose a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as difficult as trying to win one.
 
200 years ago a product from China would have been a sign of nobility, now it just means you went to the grocery store
 
In four years, a decade will start that has a clearly understandable name: The Twenties.
 
There should be a dating app which lets you look through the other user's music collection
 
Titanic is a universally loved movie, but if there was a movie where two people fall in love in the World Trade Center and the final act of the movie was the 9/11 attacks, everyone would be outraged.
 
I'm glad the body and blood of Christ is bread and wine, instead of something gross like Lemon juice and eggplant.
 
When I'm driving, I often think "Those asshole pedestrians!" and when I'm a pedestrian I often think: "Those asshole drivers"
 
Harvesting honey is like taking away the life savings of a beehive against their will.
 
The last episode of House of Cards was named Season 4 Episode 13 Chapter 52. There are 4 suits, 13 cards of each suit, and 52 cards in a complete deck
 
I wonder if anyone has ever saved the world from destruction on a secret mission like we see in the movies, yet we will never know.
 
A video-game studio is probably the only workplace where it's appropriate to talk regularly about killing a boss.
 
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