Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #701 The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #702 If anyone should be pro-marijuana, it's the snack food industry.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #703 Programming is just witchcraft with technology
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #704 I can't look at a word without reading it
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #705 As a child, going to bed at 8PM feels like punishment. As an adult, going to bed at 8PM feels like a reward.
As a child, going to bed at 8PM feels like punishment. As an adult, going to bed at 8PM feels like a reward.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #706 After a long road trip, there is a sense of relief once you're back in range of your radio presets.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #707 The first human to watch the sun set probably thought to himself "This is not good."
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #708 If you lived at 123 Fake St, no one would ever believe you.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #709 If you're accused of being argumentative and defensive, it's impossible to debate it.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #710 If a car lives a successful life, it will never touch another car.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #711 When a picture is more pixelated it actually has less pixels.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #712 Cannibals actually are what they eat
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #713 People who decide not to have kids probably are the ones who should
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #714 "Let me speak to your manager" is the adult version of "I'm telling mum"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #715 Parents of identical twins have created two alternate timelines for the same kid.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #716 Statistically, some people who saw the video in The Ring actually died 7 days later.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #717 Every time I read the acronym ROFL, I can't help but imagine Scooby Doo trying to say waffle.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #718 Every time I see a tracking device in a movie it blinks and beeps, which is probably the exact two things you don't want a tracking device to do
Every time I see a tracking device in a movie it blinks and beeps, which is probably the exact two things you don't want a tracking device to do
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #719 Elevator doors are the only time it's considered reasonable to halt the progress of large machinery by sticking your limbs into its moving parts.
Elevator doors are the only time it's considered reasonable to halt the progress of large machinery by sticking your limbs into its moving parts.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,063 Location Belgium Apr 19, 2016 #720 "Sorry" and "Thank You" are almost polar opposites of each other, yet "No Problem" is a good response to both.
"Sorry" and "Thank You" are almost polar opposites of each other, yet "No Problem" is a good response to both.
