Interesting thoughts

People assume that the first sex robots will be sold for men, but the reality is, women have already been using them for years and years
 
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1963 are probably dead
 
One extra perk of becoming president is that your last name isn't incorrect in spell check anymore
 
Imitating a gun to your own head with your fingers means suicide, yet imitating a knife to your own neck is intimidation.
 
1/3 of marriages are now from online dating and that number is only increasing. That means that computers (algorithms) are starting to breed humans.
 
On Windows, hitting Ctrl+Alt+Del (or Ctrl+Shift+Esc) is your way of telling a program "I want to speak to your manager".
 
China has a billion people in it. One-in-a-million things happen one thousand times a day.
 
Dads who tell "dad jokes" are actually funny people who had to censor their humor for a younger audience.
 
Newborns are always crying because any discomfort is literally one of the worst things they have ever experienced.
 
Now that The Pirate Bay is based at a .cr domain (Costa Rica), they truly are The Pirates of the Caribbean.
 
If the next president is white, the United States will have successfully gone black and then gone back.
 
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
 
I wonder how many thousands of dollars I have missed out on in special effects in movies by blinking.
 
Your grandkids are going to ask the question "you mean cars could just run into each other, and people died all the time in car accidents?"
 
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