Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #181 Somewhere, there's a 50 year old billionaire who's future trophy wife hasn't even been born yet.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #182 Old music sounds better than today's music because nobody remembers the shitty ones.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #183 If you step on people's feet, they will open their mouth, just like trash bins.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #184 "Is anyone downloading something?" is just the 21rst century version of "Is someone using hot water?"
"Is anyone downloading something?" is just the 21rst century version of "Is someone using hot water?"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #185 There's a point when parents stop hoping you're not having sex, and start hoping you ARE having sex.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #186 If you had a kid named Marco, the worst place to lose him would be at a swimming pool.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #187 I bet I can have pretty loud sex without offending the neighbors, as long as I play the Game of Thrones theme song first.
I bet I can have pretty loud sex without offending the neighbors, as long as I play the Game of Thrones theme song first.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #188 Self Driving Cars are going to Exponentially Increase the Amount of Car Sex
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #189 Nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
Nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #190 Every time you've beaten a computer at chess it's because it let you win.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #191 It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #192 Asking someone "where are you" is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.
Asking someone "where are you" is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #193 Smoking cigarettes is a great way to commit suicide if you're a procrastinator.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #194 Naming a porn website "Brazzers" is really considerate because the name can be typed entirely with the left-hand.
Naming a porn website "Brazzers" is really considerate because the name can be typed entirely with the left-hand.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #195 How hilarious would it be if farting was as contagious as yawning
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #196 The only thing I would actually pay an arm and a leg for would be a futuristic, robotic arm and a leg.
The only thing I would actually pay an arm and a leg for would be a futuristic, robotic arm and a leg.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #197 Self-driving cars will occasionally be pulling up to a destination with a corpse inside, the sole passenger having expired during the trip.
Self-driving cars will occasionally be pulling up to a destination with a corpse inside, the sole passenger having expired during the trip.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #198 Google should launch Googlr, similar to Tinder, Grindr, and Sizzlr, to match you with potential soulmates based on your search history.
Google should launch Googlr, similar to Tinder, Grindr, and Sizzlr, to match you with potential soulmates based on your search history.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #199 "Google Drive" will mean a completely different thing in a few years.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,070 Location Belgium Feb 14, 2016 #200 "One man's trash is another man's treasure" would be a terrible way to let your child know that they're adopted.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" would be a terrible way to let your child know that they're adopted.
