Interesting thoughts

[Mave]

My brain knows how to type without looking at the keyboard yet I can not draw a keyboard layout from memory.

 

[Mave]

In culinary school, your dog eating your homework is a pretty legitimate concern.

 

[Mave]

I should get a tattoo of a QR code, so if somebody finds my body and scans it, they'll be Rickroll'd.

 

[Mave]

The first person to make popcorn must have been seriously freaking out.

 

[Mave]

People who skip church to watch football probably do more praying than they would have in church anyway.

 

[Mave]

The cities in skateboarding games are really wheelchair accessible.

 

[Mave]

I got hit by a train in my dream, and it woke me up. I got knocked conscious.

 

[Mave]

Marriage is one of the few things where we consider someone an expert if they've only successfully done it once.

 

[Mave]

I wonder if my cat thinks the delivery guy is my owner because He gives me food.

 

[Mave]

If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door.

 

[Mave]

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.

 

[Mave]

I bet a heroin junkie could find a needle in a haystack.

 

[Mave]

If you can't afford a condom, then you really can't afford NOT to have a condom.

 

[Mave]

When you search "Best SEO (search engine optimization) tutorial", you can trust the first result.

 

[Mave]

If you were to walk clockwise around the north pole, 11 miles out, you'd be stationary and using the earth as a treadmill.

 

[Mave]

I bet attractive people think the world is a lot more polite than it really is

 

[Mave]

I don't think I've ever heard a car alarm going off and thought "Oh shit, someone's car is getting stolen!"

 

[Mave]

A pet dog literally eats better than millions, if not billions of humans.

 

[Mave]

Using your old laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave

 

[Mave]

Mars is populated entirely by robots.