Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,081 "I'd better save first" is often the gamer's version of "hold my beer".
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,082 I care a lot about what my computer background is, but rarely ever look at it
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,083 My lawn drinks cleaner water than most of the world.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,084 Being trapped in a room of Helium would be a dark yet very comedic way to die.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,085 In the near future, most grandparents will be way better at video games than their grandchildren due to sheer experience.
In the near future, most grandparents will be way better at video games than their grandchildren due to sheer experience.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,086 Every public bathroom toilet should have a foot pedal to flush instead of a handle.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,087 Tobacco companies kill their best customers
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,088 I wonder how many times I unknowingly avoided death
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,089 Paperclips are just staples with less commitment
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,090 The leaning Tower of Pisa - When you fuck up so bad it becomes a tourist attraction.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,091 I can do amazing drifts, jumps and other things in racing games that I couldn't do in real life. Yet driving normally and keeping the car on the right side in those games is next to impossible.
I can do amazing drifts, jumps and other things in racing games that I couldn't do in real life. Yet driving normally and keeping the car on the right side in those games is next to impossible.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Jul 28, 2016 #1,092 Someone should invent glasses you wear at the theatre that allows only the wearers to see subtitles.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,093 If you go to jail for tax evasion, you're living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,094 If fish keep declining, future generations will think “plenty of fish in the sea” is a sarcastic quip meaning they will never find anyone.
If fish keep declining, future generations will think “plenty of fish in the sea” is a sarcastic quip meaning they will never find anyone.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,095 When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,096 I wish web browsers would wait until after I've successfully logged in before asking to save a password for a website.
I wish web browsers would wait until after I've successfully logged in before asking to save a password for a website.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,097 Most of my targeted ads are for things I just recently bought, which seems redundant
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,098 It's a little ironic that my "lazy" clothes, are the exact same as my gym clothes
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,099 It's a little ironic that my "lazy" clothes, are the exact same as my gym clothes
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,006 Location Belgium Sep 12, 2016 #1,100 I will be remembered by less people than a gorilla when I die
