Interesting thoughts

I've been speaking English so often that the voice I use to think is now English instead of my native language.
 
Traveling is just a real world type of DLC: you pay a bunch of money to unlock a part of the game that you couldn't get to otherwise.
 
As a programmer, I am more concerned when my code works perfectly the first time than when it doesn't
 
I wonder how many cooks over the course of history were accidentally convicted of poisoning before people realised that food allergies and anaphylactic shock were a thing?
 
It's sadly ironic that as soon as everyone started carrying around a camera, UFOs stopped visiting us.
 
A pizza is circular, but everyone eats it from the inside out. Everyone's first bite starts at the exact center of the pizza.
 
If someone is mean to me, I assume they're having a bad day. If someone is mean to an animal, I assume they're a bad person.
 
While searching on Google, I find myself still clicking the "did you mean" link even after Google has loaded the results I wanted.
 
I used to be lucky to download a few songs overnight on my computer and now I get upset if I can't automatically stream HD movies on my phone right away.
 
James Earl Jones has 2 famous lines - "I am your father" as Darth vader, and " You are my son" as mufasa
 
With all that cocaine and no Internet the 80s must've been productive as hell.
 
In TV murder mysteries, why does a killer who's about to kill someone by means of an injection always find it necessary to flick the syringe to eliminate any 'harmful' bubbles beforehand?
 
I can sit through 15 minutes of previews before watching a movie in a theater, but if a 15 second preview comes on before a YouTube video it seem like an eternity before the skip button comes up.
 
Mave said:
I've been speaking English so often that the voice I use to think is now English instead of my native language.
FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Me and my GF have entire conversations in english before we realize we are doing it.
 
Voldemort was 71 when he died and the average life span in the the UK is 80 years, so had Voldemort not searched for eternal life he probably would have actually lived longer.
 
It's pretty rare to use an entire pen without losing it first. On the other hand, It's pretty common to find a pen already out of ink, so it's a paradox in a way.
 
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