Interesting thoughts

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
 
People often credit the CIA or MI6 as being the best intelligence agencies, but we likely have never heard of the best intelligence agency
 
When I see a picture of a fat person 100 years ago, I assume they were wealthy. When I see a fat person today, I assume they're poor.
 
If I had the same mental clarity as I do at night all day long, I would be a very successful person
 
I bet the first bottled water company was shocked when they realized they could sell water
 
Having to go to school for the first 18 years of your life is like playing a video game where the tutorial isn't optional
 
The really improbable thing about SpongeBob is that he's the only cook in a restaurant and he somehow has the time do go everything else he wants
 
You could seriously piss off your neighbours by buying a puppy and naming it the same as their child.
 
By the end of this century people will start looking up their ancestors on Facebook.
 
If pirates in media today are any indication, 300 years from now children's shows will have loveable, goofy jihadi terrorist characters.
 
If humans had 100% control of their body's, they'd probably not do anything but release dopamine into their brain 24/7
 
The only reason I look at a bad driver after I pass them is to see if I can confirm a stereotype.
 
Some teachers wont let you use Wikipedia, But they make you use 30 year old textbooks
 
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