Interesting thoughts

There are two types of people in this world. Those who clear remaining time when they're done with the microwave, and monsters.
 
The only time you can brag about having sex to your parents is when you are having a baby.
 
It's only socially acceptable for a person to say that they think they're beautiful if they aren't.
 
"You'll need an account to do that" generally actually means "An account is absolutely unnecessary to do that, but we're locking you out of it until you give us your personal information"
 
When weed becomes legal everywhere, Amazon is going to make billions on to-your-doorstep weed delivery.
 
There should be an email setting that allows you to set a value (lets say 50) and if you don't open an email that many times in a row it will automatically unsubscribe you from it.
 
You're meant to become an expert in something after doing it for 10000 hours, but I've been eating for way longer than that and still bite the inside of my mouth.
 
They should attach go-pro's to all the jockey's in the Grand National and then people at home could select which horse to watch during the race
 
If aliens came to earth and they had never encountered animals or the idea of cultivating them, human population would seem like a huge barbaric tribe enslaving and eating other living beings
 
When you're 75 years old (which is 900 months old), you'd have still spent 1% of your entire life inside your mother.
 
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