The Official Racist Jokes Thread
Jokes that are racially based upon skincolour, country of origin, language, religion,...
DISCLAIMER: This is purely meant for fun. Want to make jokes about guys with curly hair from Belgium? (me) Go ahead!
Don't like racist jokes? Ignore this topic.
PERSONAL DISCLAIMER: I'm not racist at all. I just find these jokes funny like many other people.
I'll try to post a lot in here (almost daily)
Let me start off with some black jokes.
Enjoy! (Or not, which is also cool.)
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How does every Black joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder!
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
Q: What's white on top and black on bottom?
A: Society.
So, Pokemon Black came out this weekend.
Gotta Catch Jamal.
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
If a black person stole a hifi, would it be stereotypical?
I've come back early from a performance by a black drama group.
They stole the show.
What's black and sleeps with my daughter?
Nothing, because I'm a good father.
More coming if someone likes this, if not then this is the end of the racist jokes thread
Jokes that are racially based upon skincolour, country of origin, language, religion,...
DISCLAIMER: This is purely meant for fun. Want to make jokes about guys with curly hair from Belgium? (me) Go ahead!
Don't like racist jokes? Ignore this topic.
PERSONAL DISCLAIMER: I'm not racist at all. I just find these jokes funny like many other people.
I'll try to post a lot in here (almost daily)
Let me start off with some black jokes.
Enjoy! (Or not, which is also cool.)
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How does every Black joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder!
Q: Why don't black people go on cruises?
A: They're not falling for that one again.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
Q: What's white on top and black on bottom?
A: Society.
So, Pokemon Black came out this weekend.
Gotta Catch Jamal.
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
If a black person stole a hifi, would it be stereotypical?
I've come back early from a performance by a black drama group.
They stole the show.
What's black and sleeps with my daughter?
Nothing, because I'm a good father.
More coming if someone likes this, if not then this is the end of the racist jokes thread