Racist Jokes Thread

[Mave]

Why did the black man walk into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.

 

[Panki]

What's green and mows my lawn?
I can paint my nigger any fucking color I want.

 

[Mave]

A Mexican and a black man are riding in car. Who's driving?
A cop.

 

[Stybar]

What should you do if a nigger is roaming your yard?
Shorten the chain

What should you do if a nigger is running in zig zag pattern across your yard?
Aim better.

What should you do when you see your fridge flying in the dark?
Run, 'cause that's one big nigger stealing it.

 

[Mave]

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.

 

[Stybar]

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.

What do you call 1 nigger on the moon?
A problem

What do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
A big problem.

What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
The solution.

 

[Mave]

I've always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a black family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were constantly being slammed, there was shouting and music was played at full blast into the small hours.
Despite trying all that, I still couldn't get that damn black family to move out.

 

[Mave]

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.