Jokes

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Mave
TMS My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."
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TMS I'm appalled and really can't believe all the tasteless jokes about the Titanic submarine.
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TMS What do whales near the Titanic have for lunch?
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TMS A pun walks into a room and kills 10 people.
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TMS A redneck, his wife and teenage daughter walk into a restaurant.
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TMS Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
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TMS An 8 year old girl went to the office with her Dad on a "Take your kid to work day".
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TMS I told a joke on a Zoom meeting and no-one laughed
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TMS A policeman stops a car... Policeman: “Whose car is this, where are you headed and what do you do for a living?”
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TMS What did the Egyptians use to travel to the Underworld?
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TMS What do French people call a really bad Thursday?
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TMS Whenever I get a stack of resumes on my desk at work, I always throw away half
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TMS Doctor: I’m sorry, but I had to remove your colon.
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TMS I think we should stop turning normal names like "Karen" into slurs
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TMS My doctor told me that I had a healthy prostate.
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TMS Why do Americans fish with a gun?
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TMS At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me
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TMS I saw my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello.
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TMS Why are gay men so stylish?
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TMS What do you call a man with a knife in each leg?
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