Jokes

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tms.sx/j The CEO of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden
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I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing
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tms.sx/j An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge
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tms.sx/j I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.
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tms.sx/j A shark is teaching his kid how to eat humans
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tms.sx/j Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
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tms.sx/j Fat shaming is wrong.
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tms.sx/j My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
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tms.sx/j I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
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tms.sx/j It must be hard for people learning to spell in English. For example, there is one silent K in "knight", four silent K's in "knickknack"
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tms.sx/j Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.
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tms.sx/j I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family.
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Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side...
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tms.sx/j My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
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tms.sx/j I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
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tms.sx/j My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
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tms.sx/j I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him
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tms.sx/j My girlfriend broke up with me for being too “un-American”
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tms.sx/j I went to a zoo and there was a baguette in a cage.
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tms.sx/j My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”
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