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Mave
tms.sx/j I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
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tms.sx/j It must be hard for people learning to spell in English. For example, there is one silent K in "knight", four silent K's in "knickknack"
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tms.sx/j Alright guys, the Suez Canal jokes are getting a bit old now.
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tms.sx/j I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family.
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Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side...
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tms.sx/j My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
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tms.sx/j I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
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Mave
tms.sx/j My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
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tms.sx/j I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him
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tms.sx/j My girlfriend broke up with me for being too “un-American”
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tms.sx/j I went to a zoo and there was a baguette in a cage.
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tms.sx/j My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”
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tms.sx/j "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
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tms.sx/j If someone calls you Fat, just ignore them.
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tms.sx/j A Nazi walks into a bar
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tms.sx/j "Do not touch"
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tms.sx/j It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.
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Mave
tms.sx/j How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
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tms.sx/j I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
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tms.sx/j The guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
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