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Mave
tms.sx/j Damn girl are you a piñata?
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tms.sx/j At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head...
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tms.sx/j Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone.
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tms.sx/j A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
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tms.sx/j A pun enters a room, kills 10 people
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tms.sx/j My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction
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Stybar
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Mave
tms.sx/j What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
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Mave
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tms.sx/j I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
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tms.sx/j My neighbour just got arrested for growing weed
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tms.sx/j Three explorers get lost in a huge jungle.
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tms.sx/j After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
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Mave
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tms.sx/j My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
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Mave
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Mave
tms.sx/j Most people know about Alan Turing who cracked the Enigma codes.
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tms.sx/j My house was robbed last night. The burglars took everything except my soap, shower gel, towels, toothpaste, and mouthwash.
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Aman1238
Funny Random jokes....
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tms.sx/j At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me
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Stybar
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Mave
tms.sx/j Rolled my first joint last night.
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tms.sx/j Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.
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Stybar
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Mave
tms.sx/j I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees
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Mave
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Mave
tms.sx/j I went to the doctors yesterday and unfortunately he told me i lost 20% of my sight
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Mave
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