Interesting thoughts

Taking off your glasses to focus on thinking is the human version of lowering graphics to increase speed.
 
QR codes are the opposite of Captchas. Unreadable to humans but easily interpreted by machines.
 
When you use a ride sharing or food delivery app, you're basically an NPC giving out a side quest.
 
Most if not all rubber erasers are never actually finished, people just lose them eventually.
 
If someone is killed by an earthquake, tornado, hurricane, etc. it could be said that they died of natural causes.
 
Every child is trained by their parents for a world that is one generation out of date.
 
In 1998 we made two animated movies about ants and then just decided that was enough.
 
CPR can be performed to the beat of either Staying Alive or Another One Bites The Dust depending on if you are optimistic or pessimistic.
 
Children believe adults have all the freedom and adults know that children have all the freedom.
 
People are more willing to donate to a millionaire Twitch streamer than give a homeless person money.
 
Vampires keep getting into relationships with mortals because they'll eventually end up with their inheritance, which is also how all vampires eventually become wealthy.
 
The fact that someone believes in horoscopes tells you much more about that person than their horoscope sign ever will.
 
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