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Shoveling snow is just pushing your problems to the side and waiting for them to go away.
 
"All-human staff" will eventually become a selling point for restaurants, like "free-range" or "fair trade".
 
Stybar said:
Mave said:
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning
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TIL m body is constantly at 20% :/
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You need to fully recharge your battery every now and then man.



I hope that people stranded on deserted islands clean up their 'HELP' or 'SOS' signs before they leave. Just imagine a rescue team arriving and finding nobody..
 
If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you'd also have to buy an Apple Belt.
 
Being "Jr." or "the Second" is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after a username.
 
It bothers me a lot that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like really much.
 
The first dude that accidentally drew an optical illusion must've thought he was going insane
 
Mave said:
It bothers me a lot that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like really much.
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OMG. With the digitalization of the everything, imagine going for the birth certificate. You're at the kiosk, it asks you for a name, and then it says "we're sorry, that name has already been chosen"
 
Stybar said:
Mave said:
It bothers me a lot that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like really much.
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OMG. With the digitalization of the everything, imagine going for the birth certificate. You're at the kiosk, it asks you for a name, and then it says "we're sorry, that name has already been chosen"
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Alright, what about Peter_69_noscope172?
 
I always hit "later" when asked to rate an app because I'm afraid hitting "never" would backfire against me.
 
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