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I'd like to see a slow motion video of earphones getting tangled in a pocket because I just don't believe it sometimes.
 
Six months is just the right amount of time it takes to forget how to adjust a car's clock
 
Gaming profiles should be stored in controllers now. That way when you go to a friends house you don't have to worry about setting up a new profile and fine tuning the settings.
 
Mave said:
Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing.
I would pay $10 for watching a movie if I have to wait for 4 hours on an airport. This is a genius business idea.
 
Stybar said:
Mave said:
Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing.
I would pay $10 for watching a movie if I have to wait for 4 hours on an airport. This is a genius business idea.
Just fly to Singapore! http://www.changiairport.com/en/airport-experience/attractions-and-services/entertainment-deck.html
 
Damn, they even have a PS3/Xbox360 area. Kinda pointless though, as you can't really carry your savefiles with you...
 
Tinder is the opposite of porn site advertisements. There actually are a ton of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.
 
Me at 8 years old: "When I grow up no one will tell me when I have to go to bed." Me at 27 years old: "Ooo, there's an app that will analyze my sleep quality and patterns and alert me when my optimal bedtime is approaching."
 
When the person you're dating asks "What are we?" it's like the free trial period has expired and you have to decide whether or not to get a subscription...
 
As an introvert I sometimes get more enjoyment from being invited to a party then I do from attending the party.
 
I often pick up an old video game really wanting to play and then get bored within minutes. It's because I don't want to play it as adult me, what I really want is to go back in time.
 
Maybe nothing can go faster than the speed of light because that's the tick-rate of the server our simulation is running in
 
When someone in your neighborhood is having a BBQ, it must be the same feeling when sharks smell blood in the water.
 
We make fun of people Instagramming their food, but during the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit.
 
There have been entire civilizations who would never have known that water has a solid form.
 
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