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It makes me really mad when people don't use their blinker turning onto the road that I'm turning out of because I could've pulled out sooner, but when people do use their blinker I still wait until they start turning because I don't trust them.
 
Astrology makes everyone get to feel special while astronomy makes everyone get to feel insignificant
 
When a real person coughs it's no big deal, but when a movie character coughs I'm 99% sure they're going to die.
 
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
 
You know you're getting older when you transition from not having enough money to buy games to not having enough time to play all the games you bought.
 
Turning 18 would be a much bigger deal if it was impossible to lie about your age on the Internet.
 
"14 minutes" and "16 minutes" both seem very specific, but "15 minutes" always seems like an estimate.
 
Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill you.
 
Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill you
 
I'll rewatch the same 5 shows over and over, but starting a new show takes some serious convincing.
 
Drive-throughs that won’t serve pedestrians are basically saying they have a strict dress code that requires you to wear a car.
 
If you pirate music or movies instead of buying a copy, then you're a scumbag. If you read a book from the public library instead of buying a copy, then you're a cultured part of your local community.
 
Dropping an ice cream cone as an adult is 10x sadder than as a kid because you personally paid for it.
 
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