Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 15, 2016 #441 If I could control time I would probably just use it to get more sleep.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 15, 2016 #442 Prince Charles probably has more pictures of his mum in his wallet than anybody on Earth.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 15, 2016 #443 Tinder for fat people should be called Timber.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #444 If you aren't at least a little ashamed of your country's history, you don't know your country's history.
If you aren't at least a little ashamed of your country's history, you don't know your country's history.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #445 You know it's time to check your bank account when you're too afraid to check your bank account.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #446 When I'm in a hurry every slow or easy going driver pisses me off. When I'm not in a hurry every aggressive driver pisses me off.
When I'm in a hurry every slow or easy going driver pisses me off. When I'm not in a hurry every aggressive driver pisses me off.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #447 IMDB should have a "can be confused for" section for actors.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #448 When I see blue jeans, I don't see them as "blue". I just see then as jeans, a neutral pair of pants that can go with darn near anything.
When I see blue jeans, I don't see them as "blue". I just see then as jeans, a neutral pair of pants that can go with darn near anything.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #449 Unless you're a celebrity, Twitter is like talking to yourself in a crowded room.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #450 When you lose a glove or shoe, there should be a place to donate the remaining glove or shoe to people with only one limb
When you lose a glove or shoe, there should be a place to donate the remaining glove or shoe to people with only one limb
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #451 Wallets are just pockets that we put in our pockets.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #452 The phrase "so easy a kid could do it" doest really apply to technology. For technology its more like "so easy grandma could do it"
The phrase "so easy a kid could do it" doest really apply to technology. For technology its more like "so easy grandma could do it"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #453 I would rather sit through a 2 minute GIF than a 30 second YouTube video
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #454 If time is money, then taking out a loan is a form of time travel.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #455 The change machine gives you the best odds of any machine in the casino
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #456 Perfume commercials are so odd because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #457 I wish the first rule of Crossfit was the same as Fight Club.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #458 As a kid, I had nightmares about monsters. As an adult, I have nightmares about running late for work. My adult nightmares scare me more now than my kid nightmares did back then.
As a kid, I had nightmares about monsters. As an adult, I have nightmares about running late for work. My adult nightmares scare me more now than my kid nightmares did back then.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #459 "Never say never." is terrible advice. 2/3 of that sentence is the word you're not supposed to say.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,064 Location Belgium Mar 17, 2016 #460 When I think of a '20 year old game console' I think of the NES and Atari 2600. In fact, in 4 years (2020), the Playstation 2 will be 20 years old
When I think of a '20 year old game console' I think of the NES and Atari 2600. In fact, in 4 years (2020), the Playstation 2 will be 20 years old
