Interesting thoughts

Defibrillators are the medical version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
 
I don't think whoever came up with the idea for using a car's cigarette lighter as a power outlet gets enough credit.
 
Due to the worlds time zones, the people of the world participate in a "stadium wave" when they get out of bed.
 
Right now, from a far enough distance, the earth can be observed with dinosaurs roaming the planet.
 
We describe something as being "organized" because everything is in the right place and doing its particular job, just like the organs of a body.
 
Theres 7 billion people in the world. If I can convince half of them to give me 1c I will have 35 million dollars.
 
I'm really glad that humans didn't evolve from the kind of apes with weird colourful butts.
 
Mave said:
Defibrillators are the medical version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Not really... More like "aggressively bash the power button until it turns on again"
 
Stybar said:
Mave said:
Defibrillators are the medical version of "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Not really... More like "aggressively bash the power button until it turns on again"
:biggrin:



An acquired taste is just stockholm syndrome for foods.
 
I wonder how many of Gangnam Style's views are people just checking how many views the video has.
 
It should be men who wear skirts, because women don't need the extra space between the legs
 
When people say "I forgot something" it is usually because they remembered something.
 
Ever since the day that I learned how to read, I don't think I've ever spent an entire day without reading anything.
 
The guy who lost his Titanic tickets to Leo would eventually become happy he lost that game of Poker
 
Why haven't we biologically engineered grass that can only grow up to three inches tall?
 
Every time that you meet someone who you strongly dislike the number baby names that you have to choose from is slightly reduced.
 
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