Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #241 Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #242 The reason why most duels took place during high-noon was so neither participant had sun in their eyes.
The reason why most duels took place during high-noon was so neither participant had sun in their eyes.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #243 Porn stars should choose pseudonyms that are easier to type with only your left hand
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #244 "You are totally going to get it when we get home" has a very different meaning when you're a kid than when you're an adult.
"You are totally going to get it when we get home" has a very different meaning when you're a kid than when you're an adult.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #245 If you think about it, a kangaroo is is just a T-rex deer.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #246 When Hugh Hefner dies nobody will say "he's in a better place now"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #247 I've got to stop setting my alarm as my favourite songs, now I hate them
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #248 It's going to get super scary once people make computer viruses for self-driving cars.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #249 When you paint the inside of your house, it gets smaller. Check the empty paint cans to see by how much
When you paint the inside of your house, it gets smaller. Check the empty paint cans to see by how much
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #250 If every time I call a customer service number, they are experiencing "higher than usual call volumes", that's their usual call volume.
If every time I call a customer service number, they are experiencing "higher than usual call volumes", that's their usual call volume.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #251 When you're the oldest sibling then you're literally the test subject for all of your parents' punishments
When you're the oldest sibling then you're literally the test subject for all of your parents' punishments
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #252 Your bed is a shelf you put your body on when you're not using it
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #253 Handcuffs are a gag to a mute.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 17, 2016 #254 If I die in the same hospital as I was born in the average velocity of my life would be 0
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 19, 2016 #255 Milk is a flavor of chocolate, but chocolate is a flavor of milk
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 19, 2016 #256 Kid me thought Malcolm in the Middle was about good kids with awful parents. Grown up me sees it as good parents with really difficult kids.
Kid me thought Malcolm in the Middle was about good kids with awful parents. Grown up me sees it as good parents with really difficult kids.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 19, 2016 #257 I can purposefully stub my toe all day and barely feel a thing, but as soon as it's an accident it's like someone took a sledgehammer to my foot.
I can purposefully stub my toe all day and barely feel a thing, but as soon as it's an accident it's like someone took a sledgehammer to my foot.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 19, 2016 #258 If your favorite body part is anything but the brain, then that's just the brain being modest
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 19, 2016 #259 A boner is just a bar graph representing how turned on you are.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 236,069 Location Belgium Feb 19, 2016 #260 One challenge modern film makers have is putting characters in situations that cannot be solved with smart phones.
One challenge modern film makers have is putting characters in situations that cannot be solved with smart phones.
