Interesting thoughts

Someday soon someone is going to take their VR headset off and realize their home had been robbed while they were gaming.
 
If enough people in the same area have the same speech impediment it becomes an accent
 
We don't get chain E-mail anymore because the people that proliferated it are sharing useless crap on Facebook now.
 
When you look at yourself in the mirror, you're actually looking at yourself in the past.
 
If the first zombie of an apocalypse was killed, the savior of the world would be unknowingly charged with murder and sentenced to life in prison
 
If you ask a girl out on Feb 29, you can save like 75% on anniversary presents in the long run
 
My phone knows how to route me around an accident miles ahead in real time, but still hasn't figured out what the hell I'm doing when I pull off the road into a gas station.
 
When you blow out your candles on your birthday, wish to die this year and tell someone what you wished for. Repeat. Become immortal.
 
At some point in my life, I will unknowingly pose for the picture that will be used at my funeral
 
I wish at the end of our life we get a grand total of all our body's stats: Miles of hair we grew, gallons we peed, liters of blood we pumped, pounds we crapped, words we spoke, miles our texting thumb scrolled, etc.
 
No matter how much you trust someone, you still make them stand up to prove they aren't sitting on the remote control
 
Our phones can track our locations, and Google even keeps track of this information. It would be really cool if every time you added someone to your contact list, Google told you how many times your paths have crossed, and when and where it happened.
 
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