Interesting thoughts

When making an account, I'm annoyed when there is only one password box because I might spell it wrong, and I'm annoyed when there's two because I have to write the whole thing again
 
It's very possible that in my life I did something that started a chain of events which resulted in someone's death.
 
If I ever become a bad guy and make a bomb, I'm going to make all the wires the same color.
 
April Fool's Day is the best day for a company to unveil a potentially controversial product. If people hate it, they can just claim it was a joke. If people love it, they can continue working on it.
 
The best acting is really done at the moment the camera cuts to the actors that didn't win an Oscar and they have to act like they don't really care.
 
I wonder if I will ever get to a point in life where I search on websites using the filter 'Price - High to Low'.
 
Even though we call it a "leap year", we don't actually "leap" this year. We "leap" Feb 29th in all the other years.
 
By now Louie CK's kids must have heard all of the crazy mean things he said about them when they were babies.
 
If we didn't have a leap day today would be July 15, 2017 and we'd all be complaining how cold it is for the middle is summer.
 
If in 10 years time I don't have to set an alarm any time during the week, it means I've either succeeded in life or fucked up real bad.
 
A skateboard manufacturer should run an add campaign called "Make America Skate Again".
 
We are the first generation where turning something off and on again fixes the problem because we are the first generation where most problems aren't mechanical. That's why older generations are always so amazed when we fix things, it used to take a lot of skill to fix things.
 
You know you're becoming an adult when you already own most of the needed ingredients for a recipe.
 
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