Interesting thoughts

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Famous movie quotes are credited to the actor that said them and not the actual writer.

 

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Snipers and surgeons need steady hands for the exact opposite reasons

 

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If Sheldon Cooper was a real person and watched Big Bang Theory. He would most probably think it was awful.

 

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Technically, the heaviest person in the world is the most attractive person in the world due to gravity.

 

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Pets are "the 1%" of animals.

 

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Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that consists entirely out of end credits.

 

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It's actually an honor to get stung by a bee. It hates you so much, that it's willing to die just to cause you a mild amount of pain.

 

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Having your favorite band come visit you in the hospital is a good sign that you're fucked.

 

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Really simple paintings like plain white canvases that sell for millions of dollars could probably just be the mafia discretely transferring money.

 

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When you live in an apartment building you are relying on dozens of other people to not burn down your house.

 

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You never realise how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun.

 

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Home is where it smells like nothing.

 

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Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if your clumsy enough

 

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Sleeping Beauty must have been terrified the first time she went back to sleep.

 

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Food being real is now considered selling point rather than being a given.

 

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You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a YouTuber by their video thumbnails.

 

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The first person who inhaled helium must have been so relieved when the effects wore off.

 

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All languages travel at the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.

 

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Pulling the plug on a brain-dead patient is like kicking him for inactivity.

 

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In 500 years time this will probably be known as the 'Oil Age'.