Interesting thoughts

The guys who said "it's a bird" and "it's a plane" in Superman must have never seen a bird nor a plane before, or they seriously overreacted
 
Your belly button is like that circle on plastic toys where they filled the mould.
 
If you think about it, a plastic sword is a sword forged by the rotten flesh of ancient beasts
 
A person congratulating you on having a nice beard is a person saying, being lazy is really working out for your face.
 
Picking / downloading a cool new ringtone for my cellphone was the most important part of getting a new phone when I got my first few phones. Now I can't remember the last time my phone wasn't on silent.
 
Sure, passcodes for our phones are great against people who might steal our phones, but the real reason we use passcodes is to keep our family members or other close friends out.
 
How fast a car can go from 100-0 is probably more important than how fast it can get from 0-100
 
Batman vs Superman is basically a wealthy orphan with daddy issues vs an illegal immigrant with daddy issues.
 
Domesticated dogs can be very large because they're too loyal to eat us. Domesticated cats must be very small, otherwise they would eat us.
 
If Cyclists ride bikes, and Bikers ride Motorcycles, shouldn't Bikers be cyclists and cyclists be bikers?
 
Do Jehovah's Witnesses get annoyed when other Jehovah's Witnesses knock on their door?
 
If someone found the actual proportion of statistics that are made-up, no one would believe them.
 
I don't even know my Great Grandfather's name... does that mean nobody will remember me in 100 years either?
 
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