Yo Momma

[ThePro]

Yo momma's so hot i wanna fuck her

(I just had to say that)

 

[Mave]

[me=Mave]hides from thep(ro)ervert[/me]

Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[ThePro]

[me=Mave]hides from thep(ro)ervert[/me]

Yo mama so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

lol just kidding mave.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she went to chatroulette, firefox crashed

 

[GPow69]

Well that's quite typical of Firefox.


Yo momma so stupid she uses FF just cause everyone else uses it and it has ADDONS OMFG

 

[Mave]

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

 

[ThePro]

Yo momma's so fat, she sinked the titanic

BTW, nice new avatar mave

 

[Mave]

Thank you ThePro.

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

 

[Austin]

BTW, nice new avatar mave

I was gonna comment on that xD. Just looking at her makes me... shit my balls dropped!



Your momma's like a library book; she gets rented, flipped over and returned.

I made'ed that one's all my myselfs .

 

[Maffia171]

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

 

[Mave]

Yo momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

 

[MiRc34]

Yo momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

I seriously lol'd at this one XDD



Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

[Mave]

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

 

[Rider916]

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

 

[Mave]

That one was nasty.

 

[Panki]

Yo Momma gets a bicycle on her back and plays Transformers.

 

[Mave]

Yo momma is so fat
She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

 

[Stybar]

Yo momma is so ugly

her appearances are damaging her low self esteem and she wakes up with a depression everyday.

 

[Mave]

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.