Twitter since Elon Musk became owner

Beautiful.

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Ugh oh, someone musked up

Twitter has accidentally blocked its own Web Service from accessing Twitter API. Which means that people trying to access Twitter from their browsers (web) won't be able to do so.
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Apparently the guy was the founder of a startup that got bought by Twitter in 2021, but he kept working for Twitter as a team lead for that project. Twitter recently cut off another bunch of employees, and the guy lost all access while working remotely (in a different fucking country). He contacted HR, but they couldn't confirm on whether he was fired or not, which led to the guy tweeting as Musk to ask what the deal was. Musky then publicly asked him what work he had done (and as a team lead, that means not a lot of actual coding, which is Musk's only measure of work done, apparently), and when the guy listed off his achievements, Musk's genius reply was "pics or it didn't happen".

Like, I understand you not knowing every single person who works for you, but holy shit that was a tone deaf answer.
 
Stybar said:
Apparently the guy was the founder of a startup that got bought by Twitter in 2021, but he kept working for Twitter as a team lead for that project. Twitter recently cut off another bunch of employees, and the guy lost all access while working remotely (in a different fucking country). He contacted HR, but they couldn't confirm on whether he was fired or not, which led to the guy tweeting as Musk to ask what the deal was. Musky then publicly asked him what work he had done (and as a team lead, that means not a lot of actual coding, which is Musk's only measure of work done, apparently), and when the guy listed off his achievements, Musk's genius reply was "pics or it didn't happen".

Like, I understand you not knowing every single person who works for you, but holy shit that was a tone deaf answer.
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Also the guy had a golden parachute type of thing if he was to let go off. (which Elon obviously didn't know about)
 
Mave said:
Also the guy had a golden parachute type of thing if he was to let go off. (which Elon obviously didn't know about)
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Yup. I can imagine Musk sitting in his office, smiling smugly at his phone. "Showed him, that lazy good-for-nothing," he thinks to himself. He lets rip a massive fart, and pauses for a second to inhale the intoxicating vapors. Delicious, as always. He glances at the nearby cabinet. Maybe the statue of his face needs polishing.
Suddenly, his phone rings. He glances at it, his cock already getting erect at the anticipation of the wave of notifications telling him what a badass he was for putting that lowly worker drone in his place. But his raging boner quickly dissipates as he sees it's not Twitter notifications, but an incoming phone call, instead.
His... lawyer? Odd.
He picks up, and impatiently waits for that annoying gnat to explain some unimportant legal bullshit to him again. Probably something he already knows, anyway. Why does he even have a lawyer? How hard can law and legal stuff be?
The nervous tone of the lawyer falls through the phone speaker. Again, strange things. Instead of soft words of encouragement, the lawyer is talking about fines. Big ones, too. Multiple millions, in fact. What useless worker made a mistake and needs to be tau- what? It cannot be. The great Elon Musk made a mistake HIMSELF?
His face turns ghastly pale as the words of the lawyer finally start to make their way into Elon's dense grey matter, and the realization of the colossal fuckup he made starts to dawn on him.

Oops. He hangs up on his lawyer, and quickly fires off another tweet.
There. Crisis avoided. His usual technique of quickly backpedaling has saved the day once more. Just another day in the life of the greatest man in the universe.
 
Stybar said:
Yup. I can imagine Musk sitting in his office, smiling smugly at his phone. "Showed him, that lazy good-for-nothing," he thinks to himself. He lets rip a massive fart, and pauses for a second to inhale the intoxicating vapors. Delicious, as always. He glances at the nearby cabinet. Maybe the statue of his face needs polishing.
Suddenly, his phone rings. He glances at it, his cock already getting erect at the anticipation of the wave of notifications telling him what a badass he was for putting that lowly worker drone in his place. But his raging boner quickly dissipates as he sees it's not Twitter notifications, but an incoming phone call, instead.
His... lawyer? Odd.
He picks up, and impatiently waits for that annoying gnat to explain some unimportant legal bullshit to him again. Probably something he already knows, anyway. Why does he even have a lawyer? How hard can law and legal stuff be?
The nervous tone of the lawyer falls through the phone speaker. Again, strange things. Instead of soft words of encouragement, the lawyer is talking about fines. Big ones, too. Multiple millions, in fact. What useless worker made a mistake and needs to be tau- what? It cannot be. The great Elon Musk made a mistake HIMSELF?
His face turns ghastly pale as the words of the lawyer finally start to make their way into Elon's dense grey matter, and the realization of the colossal fuckup he made starts to dawn on him.

Oops. He hangs up on his lawyer, and quickly fires off another tweet.
There. Crisis avoided. His usual technique of quickly backpedaling has saved the day once more. Just another day in the life of the greatest man in the universe.
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Holy shit this is gold.

Delicious as always
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Maybe the statue of his face needs polishing
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Elon's dense grey matter
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Just another day in the life of the greatest man in the universe
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You've done it again Sty 10/10
 
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