The Simpsons [1989-...]

[Mave]

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

 

[Mave]

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in there everyday and do it really half-assed, thats the American Way!

 

[Mave]

 

[Mave]

"Well, this is my floor. See you tomorrow!"

 

[Mave]

I think he's almost done....Yeah, he's done

 

[Mave]

Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

 

[Mave]

Hey, I can call my momma from up here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!

 

[Mave]

Another day, another box of stolen pens

 

[Mave]

That is the rarest Gummi of them all, the Gummi Venus de Milo, carved by Gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of Gummi

 

[Mave]

Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity!

 

[Mave]

Homer, the section you were monitoring is on fire!

 

[Mave]

This is your third strike! First ya torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns...

 

[Mave]

Homer can't get it right.

 

[Mave]

But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good.

 

[Mave]

"Stop endangering yourself. Stop endangering yourself."

 

[Mave]

Marge: "Everyone has a fear of something." Homer. "Not everyone." Marge: "Sock puppets!" Homer: "Where!? Where!? Ahhh!!!!"

 

[Mave]

All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart

 

[Mave]

Got 'em

 

[Mave]

Guess who likes you

 

[Mave]

You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about!