The Simpsons [1989-...]

[Mave]

Do yourself a favor. Don't turn around.

 

[Mave]

"Talkin out of turn, that's a paddlin. Lookin out the window, that's a paddlin. Starin at my sandals, that's a paddlin. Paddlin the school canoe, oh, you better believe that's a paddlin."

 

[Mave]

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

 

[Mave]

The iconic quote

 

[Mave]

I seemed to have misplaced my pants.

 

[Mave]

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?

 

[Mave]

Well sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle, or be shot out of a cannon...

 

[Mave]

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

 

[Mave]

BOWLING!! BOWLING HERE!!

 

[Mave]

What's that floating mask? You want me to shoot everyone?

 

[Mave]

More testicles means more iron

 

[Mave]

Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

 

[Mave]

All right, everybody tuck your pants into your socks.

 

[Mave]

And we are back, with more 'people who look like things'.

 

[Mave]

As of now, Lionel Hutz doesn't exist. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez.

 

[Mave]

"Without it, I could go even blinder!"

 

[Mave]

YAY! KRUSTY!

 

[Mave]

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

 

[Mave]

I'm not normally a praying man but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

 

[Mave]

You missed the baby, you missed the blind man...