The Simpsons [1989-...]

[Mave]

Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. No,... Mr. Simpson don't take your anger out on me--Get back--Get back! Mr. Simpson NoooooOOOO!

 

[Mave]

Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife.

 

[Mave]

"I wonder what life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart..."

 

[Mave]

How many of these is he going to send?

 

[Mave]

Hey...that's not the wallet inspector!

 

[Mave]

"I see you've played knifey spooney before."

 

[Mave]

Down with Sexism

 

[Mave]

Can your grandfather do this?

 

[Mave]

"Don't bother calling 911 anymore. Here's the real number."

 

[Mave]

"Cow's don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses."

 

[Mave]

Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that bart tossed up there.

 

[Mave]

Simpson Scandal Update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

 

[Mave]

Screw the honor system, my car needs me!

 

[Mave]

Shake harder, boy!

 

[Mave]

"Boxing causes brain damage"

 

[Mave]

"Are you really allowed to execute people in a local Jail?" "From this point on, no talking."

 

[Mave]

Hey everybody, an old man's talking.

 

[Mave]

Needs more dog.

 

[Mave]

"What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial..."

 

[Mave]

Daddy? Daddy? Where are you, Dad--