The Simpsons [1989-...]

[Mave]

All students please proceed immediately to an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium.

 

[Mave]

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, can I help you?” “Potato man.” “Where the hell have you been?" (

 

[Mave]

Oh come on Edna, we both know these children have no future!...........Prove me wrong, kids. Prove, me, wrong!

 

[Mave]

Mmmm forbidden doooonut.

 

[Mave]

"No, no. Dig up, stupid."

 

[Mave]

No, no you're supposed to dig up!

 

[Mave]

Monstromart

 

[Mave]

"A respirator? And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker."

 

[Mave]

Hello, I am not interested in buying the house, but I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner

 

[Mave]

This is the most thoughtful thing anybody ever--.. SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, MY CAR!

 

[Mave]

WHATS-A-MATTER WITH YOU KID, YOU TOLD ME THIS STREET WAS SHALLOW

 

[Mave]

Are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?

 

[Mave]

Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

 

[Mave]

"Homer Loves Flanders" and "Terminator 2: Judgement Day"

 

[Mave]

The Saddest Simpsons Ending Ever

 

[Mave]

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride. Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.

 

[Mave]

Mom, before you blame the dog, I think you should take a look at these surveillance photos

 

[Mave]

If Bart can be El Barto..

 

[Mave]

Am I too late for the 4:30 Autogyro?

 

[Mave]

Monstromart