Post Your Funny Omegle Chats!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Jequé?
Stranger: no... Ismail
You: "no"?
Stranger: no ¬¬
You: english yesÉ
You: ??
Stranger: lat's start again ok?
You: oui
Stranger: whats up?
You: uhhh
You: computer
You: type
You: stranger
Stranger: i think now we going some were ¬¬
You: oui!!
You: name of youÉ
You: of you?*
Stranger: tell me your name first
You: Ostén
Stranger: Ostén??!?! What kind of name is Ostén?!?!?! oO
You: france
Stranger: what means?
You: name mine
You: pronounce ausstion
Stranger: ooww... nice
You: mérci
Stranger: well ostén, a better lok on the next convertation ok?
Stranger: Adiu
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He dosn't understand the power of an english-french keyboard.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: bonjour?
Stranger: excuse me?
You: english yes?
Stranger: not really, but i do understand
You: language?
Stranger: portuguese
Stranger: french u?
You: french
Stranger: nice
You: Jequé?
Stranger: what?
You: you french yes?
Stranger: no boy
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Lier >.>.
 
Awesome bump = still awesome :3

And what Zez posted was awesome :3



I'm happy to see Zez back on TMS :D
 
I just felts like sharing this :3.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna disconnect?
You: like very fucking one else?
You: every*
Stranger: umm idk depends
You: ons?
Stranger: well why has everyone else disconnected ?
You: i dunno, first one i was letting on i was a girl, and he must of been an infertile boy or something
Stranger: wow thats harsh
You: i joined anther and they disconnected right off
You: the third person i said what the first person did and they said "ok" and disconnected
You: and now im here :)
Stranger: wait so you told them you were a girl and they disconnected?
You: yup
Stranger: wow thats a surprise
You: i know
You: lol
You: he asked if i liked halo
You: i said it was a boy game
You: and he said
Stranger: most people on here are guys looking to get luckywith some cyber
You: "you didn't say you where a girl"
You: i know
You: xD
Stranger: well halo is stupid even if it is a boy game
You: yessir :P
You: incase your wondering no im not a chick :P
You: i just like fucking with people
Stranger: yea i gathered
You: alrights
You: whats up with u?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: btw I am a girl
You: ah
Stranger: yea
You: <disconnect>
Stranger: yupp
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: git a cunt?
You: hi
Stranger: git a cunt?
Stranger: I have a cunt
You: got a cunt?*
You: oh
You: cool
Stranger: hahaha
You: where do u get em?
Stranger: great way to ask?
You: i been trying to look everywhere
You: i was in a bookstore
You: and i asked and the bitch just slapped me and caled sucurity
Stranger: Well generally you're born with one
You: i was like
Stranger: if youc an't find it check between your legs
You: wtf i dont even know what a cunt is
Stranger: if its not there you're probably a dude
You: i just heard it was good for u
You: oh
You: damn
You: u need to be a chick?
Stranger: yeah..
You: fuck!! u know how long
You: i been asking
You: and gettng disconnected on?
You: u just saved me hours
You: thank you!!
Stranger: troll is obvious.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hello. 18 f canada..
You: 17 m germany
You: nice.
You: Dont disconnect pls ;_;
Stranger: lol, why?
You: I had 2 pedo and 1 troll in a row
Stranger: haha awee
You: hru?
Stranger: good, just in class..
You: hm...
You: May I order now? A bigmac McMenu, a big cola and a happy mealwith toy number 3.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
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;_;
 
Stranger: ahoy
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: god dammit
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: haaaaai honey
You: oh wait
You: WHOS HOUSE AM I IN?
You: WHO ARE YOU?
Stranger: (points shotgun) well lookie here petie!
Stranger: We got ourselves a playmate
Stranger: don't we boy?!?!
Stranger: YUP
You: omg o.O
Stranger: AHUHUHUHUI
You: I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY CHILD'S CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
Stranger: Take off your pants boi
You: just dont hurt me D:
You: -pulls off pants-
You: hell
Stranger: nawh nawh nah
You: you want me child?
Stranger: nice and slow
You: YOU CAN TAKE MY CHILD.
You: -pulls pants back on-
Stranger: yeah
You: -pulls them down nice and slow-
Stranger: that's nice.
You: D':
You: -spits on Stranger-
Stranger: now why don't you just spread them thar butcheeks o yars
Stranger: dammit boy
Stranger: you dun' it now
You: IT WAS A MISTAKE
Stranger: PETIE!!!!
You: I HAD SOMETHING IN MY EYE!
Stranger: YEAH PAWWH
Stranger: wrastle 'em
Stranger: HUHUHU WRASTLIN
Stranger: i LUVV WRASTLIN
You: -St. Nick's sled is heard on the roof-
You: you done it now!
You: Santa's comming for you!!
Stranger: oh shit.
You: HAHAHA
You: -attempts to run to the door-
You: -trips over pants and faceplants-
Stranger: -Santa then proceeds to manshame and anally gape every member of the household, including you, sans lube(prison style)-
You: omg D: santa's a pedo?
You: I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY KIDS!
You: -trys to crawl-
Stranger: -Exits Matrix-
You: o.O
Stranger: What the hell kind of simulation was that?!?!?!
You: NEO YOU FUCKTARD
You: DON'T CROSS THE SANTA PROGRAM AND OUR AFTERHOURS PLAYTIME
Stranger: MORPHIUS NO!!!!!!
Stranger: -Morphius proceeds to anally gape and manshame everyone onboard the neberkenzer-
You: omfg D:! IT WAS A SIGN!
You: -neo grabs the shotgun, unfortunally his eyes are again electrocuted by Morphius's is power, powerful dick and fucks his brains out-
Stranger: -wakes up from dream-
You: NOOOO!
You: woah
You: where the fuck am I?
You: -sees s
Stranger: what a wierd dream
You: -sees Stranger standing over me-
Stranger: It's over
Stranger: muahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You: omg
You: you saved me :D!
You: and i dont even know your name :)
You: -Nadia - Life of a Stranger plays in the background-
Stranger: -manshames prison style-
You: WTF
You: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?
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You: Ohai.
Stranger: I'm a ferret. Ask me anything. ;) ANYTHING.
You: OOOH
You: A FERRET.
Stranger: Lucky huh?
You: What is the regular day of a ferret?
Stranger: Wake up, shower, drop the kids at the local day care. Look for food. Come back home late at night. Kick my dog. Sleep.
You: Woah.-
You: That's awesome.
You: Why do you kick your dog?
Stranger: Because I couldn't find my cat.
Stranger: lol
You: LOL.
You: How do you ferrets masturbate?
Stranger: Since we ferrets are flexible we can please ourself anyway possible, we use our small ferret hands.
You: Oh, okay. btw, how tall are you?
Stranger: 14 inches.
You: How can you kick your dog then?
Stranger: It's a chihuaha.
You: Infact, how can you not find your cat? It must be a huge cat, for you height.
Stranger: It's a chinese cat.
You: I can see why you didn't find it now ..
You: Sorry to break the news for you, but it's eaten.
Stranger: Yeah, any other questions?
Stranger: :\
You: Well, How do you type on the keyboard, with your small hands?
Stranger: I stand on my keyboard and let my ferret feet do the typing. You should see me when I type, it looks like i'm dancing on it.
You: LMFAO.
You: That's so awesome.
You: I wish I was a ferret.
Stranger: Why thank you.
You: How did you get a PC, if your a ferret, I mean, Where did you get the money?
Stranger: Aww it's ok. There is some bad times for ferrets though.
Stranger: I sell nuts to the squirrels who are close cousin to raccoons. they steal stuff.
You: Oh, okay, but, what bad times are there, for ferrets?
Stranger: recently my close neighbor from across the field lost his ferret hole because of a flood. it was tragic. :]
Stranger: :\
You: Aww, where did he live afterwards?
Stranger: He lives with the skunk... He said it stinks to live with them... Get it? It STINKS. Oh god me and the family always laugh at that one.
You: Umm, haha, okay.
You: Where did you hear about Omegle?
Stranger: I was looking for ferret porn and i stumbled across a fake ad that led me to here.
You: LOL, Okay. How does ferret porn look like?
You: Is it any good?
Stranger: I don't recommend it. Too much squeaking.. It leaves you deaf.
You: Ahh, okay.
You: But okay, thanks, this has been quite eye-opening for me.
Stranger: Yes well thanks for listening.
Stranger: It's not that everyday I get to talk to a human being..
Stranger: You are a human right?
You: Well, not really.
Stranger: ?
You: I'm a badger, I was here to find out what do you ferrets do, so I could catch you guys better.
Stranger: D:
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