Post Your Funny Omegle Chats!
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Nice ones 
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You: b
You: in
You: go?
Stranger: bingo?
Stranger: no thanks
You: YESH
Stranger: i just want a pizza
You: i want your mother
You: in bed
You: with my dick
Stranger: can i order a pizza?
You: yes
You: you can
You: costs
You: only 1 mother
You: u got 1 mother?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you weiird
You: you cant spell your
Stranger: i just want a frakkin pizza
You: WEIRD
You: no
You: you cant have the pizza
You: it was made
You: with your mothers
You: sweet and blood
You: and pussy
You: OH NOES
You: she said dont tell
You: BUT I JUST DID
You: SHIT
You: SHIT
You: OBAMAS BIG BLACK SHIT
Stranger: are you doing drugs?
You: maybe.
Stranger: i guess paddo's
You: I am Barak Obama.
Stranger: you are seein weird tings
Stranger: yup deffinatly paddo's
You: I am the post powerful person in the world.
Stranger: oke good
Stranger: then you can get me a pizza
You: Yes.
You: It will arive by helecopter in excatly 2:07 minutes and 15 seconds.
Stranger: 2.07 minutes
Stranger: and 15 seconds?
Stranger: isnt that
You: Yes thats 127 minutes adn 15 seconds
Stranger: 1.32/
Stranger: ooh rite
Stranger: you even dnt know what pizza i want!
You: Well it's been sent.
Stranger: you piece of shit
Stranger: get lost
You: All purpose pizza. Just tell the pizza what you want it to be.
Stranger: i get another one
You: WTF.
Stranger: your not nice
You: YOU CANNOT TALK TO BARAK OBAMA LIKE THAT YOU SLIME
Stranger: bring me my p izza now then!
Stranger: dont let custumers wait!
Stranger: bacon please
You: I'm sorry, the goverments extremely top-secret teleporter has been disabled.
Stranger: king seize
You: SHIT I shouldn't of told you that.
You: It'll be our little secret, okay?
Stranger: aah great
Stranger: if i get the pizza for free
You: It is.
Stranger: great
Stranger: then i see the pizza coming soon eh
Stranger: thank you very much
Stranger: byee
You: SHIT our helecopter bringing you your pizza has been shot down.
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You: I am Barack Obama.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: how r u
Stranger:
You: Nice to meet you, too.
You: Doing great.
Stranger: r u really the president?
You: No. I'm a drugged put freaking pretending to be Barack Obama. Sorry.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I thought otherwise
Stranger:
You: It's okay, you where the first to make that mistake.
Stranger: riight..
Stranger: ur an idiot
Stranger:
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You: hi
Stranger: hola
You: AMEGO
You: LONG TIME NO SE
You: blu
Stranger: blu who?
You: blu you
Stranger: Do I know you? :-/
You: yes
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Canada
Stranger: Which province?
You: what province you in?
Stranger: None of them...
You: does the guy you know live in canada?
Stranger: well, it's a girl, and there are 2
You: well
You: New Brunswick
You: if u must kno o:
Stranger: Then I have never come across you
You: sorry
You: i meant
You: BC
You: brittish columbia
Stranger: Then yes, it's you
You:
You: nb was my last place
You: i must of got mixed up
Stranger: right, right
You: how you been doing latly/
Stranger: quite well
Stranger: Mexico is so damn hot this time of year
You: you should tell me your exact address and location so i can put a bomb on your plane I MEAN do i can send you letters yeah...
You: so i can**
Stranger: It's 302 E. Elm St. Gladrock WI, 47822
You: you gonna be on any planes?
Stranger: yes, next week
You: can i gett he plane number?
Stranger: 4185 AA
You: thanks
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Andre
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darkjb a good site 
or shejailbait or smth.
Haha this one is great. The guy gets scared I think.
So I spoke with one guy who told me his details. I threatened him but he quit the chat. Then I made a new conversation and I think the same guy came:
or shejailbait or smth.
Haha this one is great. The guy gets scared I think.
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Stranger: Hey, i'm a male, 19, looking for a girl with webcam to chat on
You: Hei
Stranger: are you that one ?
You: good to meet someone like you
You: what is your stickame
You: me and my girlfriends have been masturbating to cam a few times
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: can i add you in msn ?
You: don't you wanna see my pic first?
You: http://www.zezombia.com/upload/Zezombia/Jessica.jpg
You: wanna fap to it?
Stranger: you seem beautiful
Stranger: yeah
You: want to see pictures of my friends?
You: and us masturbating together?
Stranger: no
You: because it is daylight at the moment
Stranger: i wanna see you in webcam
You: and we can't do much
You: sure.
You: add me on MSN: arthur.mueller@fbi.gov
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So I spoke with one guy who told me his details. I threatened him but he quit the chat. Then I made a new conversation and I think the same guy came:
[TMS]Hollowbusta
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This isn't that funny but
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You: Hai
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: Ok
Stranger: what's ur asl?
You: You first
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: 16/f/UK
You: Want a pic
Stranger: sure
You: http://www.zezombia.com/upload/Zezombia/Jessica.jpg
Stranger: it'll take me a sec to upload one of me
You: Want to cyber on MSN
You: Webcams
Stranger: don't hav one
Stranger: sorry
You: Ok :(
You: OMG
You: R u Barack Obama
Stranger: nop
You: Damn
You: Osama Bin Laden?
Stranger: nop
You: :(
You: I think he's hot
You: I rub myself to him
You: Mmmm
Stranger: u rubbin urself right now?
You: Ya
Stranger: how tight are u?
You: Very very
Stranger: stick a finger in your pussy
Stranger: tell me how tight it is
You: I can't get it in very easily
Stranger: oh good girl
You: Oh bt
You: Btw
You: I am a guy
You: LOL
You: Sick Nerd
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Omg zez' I love you haha
So hum omegle is a gay place ^^ !
Never give your e-mail !
Oh and I didn't tested the e-mails !
So you can play with it ^^.
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You: hay
Stranger: hi asl?
You: xD
You: f or g ?
Stranger: f or g?
You: female or guy -.-
You: sorry i'm blond
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: you?
You: female
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where u from?
You: i'm from zezom & you?
Stranger: england lol
You: oh cool
You: pic pls ?
Stranger: sorry i dont have any you?
You: http://www.zezombia.com/upload/Zezombia/Jessica.jpg
You: oh come on I know you have a pic
You: every one has a pic of himself
Stranger: nah sorry i hate picture of me lol i will look though as u were nice enough to send one of u
You: ooh my god
You: I love to make pic of myself
You: !
Stranger: yh but u are very good looking
Stranger: sorry thats a bit weird
Stranger: :S lol
You: ooh thx x3
You: now i'm horny
Stranger:
You: can i have your msn ?
You: so we can have webcam sex ?
Stranger: i dont have a webcam sorry
Stranger: but my msn is a-picton@hotmail.co.uk if you want to add it
You: oh sure i do
You: how old ?
You: heyy?
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: I bet you a guy haha ?
You: good and you ?
Stranger: yes
You: i'm girl btw
Stranger: most are in here
Stranger: ok cool
You: no not all
You: -.-
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: how did you know then?
You: idk haha
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: where you from?
You: zezom and you ?
Stranger: cool, not heard of that before?
Stranger: england
You: oh you don't know zezom?
You: lol :(
Stranger: no :S
You: it's a city in nimbhious
You: a small city !
Stranger: lol?
Stranger: ok
You: and how are you ?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: you?
You: horny
You: eeeem good
Stranger: cool haha
You: do you have a pic ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old are you though?
You: 17
You: you?
Stranger: ok, i'm 15
You: oooh cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'll find a pic... wait a sec
You: http://www.zezombia.com
You: upload it here
You: http://www.zezombia.com/upload/Zezombia/Jessica.jpg
You: this is me
Stranger: i have photobucket
You: oh
You: k ^^
Stranger: 1 second
Stranger: cool you're pretty hot
You: oh thx <3
Stranger: http://s617.photobucket.com/albums/tt260/porter28_bucket/?action=view¤t=Me9.jpg&newest=1
You: you are 15 ?
You: you look like 18
You: & cute !
You: i'm so horny now
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
You: do you have msn so we can have webcam sex ?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: not got a webcam
You: i'm pretty sure you do !
Stranger: no seriously lol
You: or you just have a small dick =?
Stranger: no!
You: oh
You: then show it to me <3
Stranger: look i have no webcam, not joking
You: I was not talking about your webcam =D
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: i'm not taking a pic of my cock
Stranger: that's just weird
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: chicken
Stranger: oooh!
You: do you feel horny now ?
Stranger: a bit
You: uuuh me too
Stranger: thats good haha
You: I'm watching a night witch paris
You:
You: and you ?
You: do you like pron ?
Stranger: not watchin tv
You: with paris*
Stranger: yeah... what guy doesn't?
You: haha true
You: where I live, zezom, they are all so fat and ugly you know
You: ^^
Stranger: yeah unlucky :(
Stranger: apart from you though
You: I was talking about the guys
You: and thx
Stranger: yeah but anyway
You: ^^
You: send me your msn address pretty pls =D
Stranger: right
Stranger: portersam@live.co.uk
You: oh thx
You: see you there bye baby
Stranger: ok
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So hum omegle is a gay place ^^ !
Never give your e-mail !
Oh and I didn't tested the e-mails !
So you can play with it ^^.
?
C
CreonSiper
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Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: wanna see me?
Stranger: u r ??
You: Female
You:
Stranger: nah
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WTF?!?!! OMG THIS GUY IS A WEIRDO!
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You: hey
Stranger: hey you
Stranger: its been a while
You: wanna see me
Stranger: are you a homicidal maniac
You: No
Stranger: be honest
You: No, im not LOL
Stranger: do you stalk your victims before killing them
You: Nope
You: I don't kill anyone
Stranger: oh so you just kill them
You: No
Stranger: oh
You: Lol
You: Wanna see me?
You: or not
Stranger: not if its a picture of your dick
You: Im a female
Stranger: oh well the especially if its a picture of your dick
Stranger: then*
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